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Caption Contest - Office 2.0 Ticket Giveaway

2007-03-19T09:27:46Z

Read/WriteWeb has 1 free ticket to give away for the Under The Radar Office 2.0 conference, to be held on March 23 at the Microsoft Campus in Mountain View. More details at the Under The Radar blog. The free ticket will be presented to the winner of this caption contest. To enter, simply provide a witty caption for the photo below, in the comments section to this post.

Also note there is a discount code available for the conference, for R/WW readers. Click here for that. Incidentally, I was originally going to be a judge at the event - but I am now unable to make it. However I will be in Silicon Valley from 13 April, if you would like to meet up then.

Here is the photo, which I'm sure will provide many opportunities for being witty :-) Put your suggested caption below, in the comments. Under The Radar and R/WW will be the judges, with final decision to be made by me. The winner will be announced late Tuesday afternoon PST.

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[YOUR CAPTION...]

Comment from Cheryl Lykowski on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T09:55:44Z

"Apparently he is hungry for more information."

Comment from Ben Werdmuller on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T10:26:35Z

"I've found something! .. it says, 'miserable failure'?"

Comment from Joseph on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T10:31:25Z

"Don't go down beyond that. That's guarded by my Robot."

Comment from Barry Dahl on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T10:55:03Z

"Personalized Results 1 - 10 of about 2,990,000 for Little Boys are Dangerous. (0.22 seconds)"

Get it? It's a Google wand

Comment from Ian Timothy on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T11:03:55Z

"Look, even with Google, you won't find anything imperfect about me. I'm Vitruvian!"

Comment from Gert-Jan van Engelen on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T11:05:35Z

"The identification of future revenue"

Comment from Ali on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T12:06:46Z

Google Human Indexing - We start early.

Comment from Bob Caswell on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T12:27:16Z

"Breaking news: Google 'diversifies' by releasing an airport scanner. It gives away the scanner for free but reserves the right to sell advertising on it."

Comment from Kurt on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:01:33Z

"Google 2.0: All your children are belong to us."

Comment from baron on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:16:12Z

Those dang spammers get younger everyday...

Comment from Andrew Davies on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:22:21Z

"Google's drive to organise the world's information now extends to Jimmy's lunch menu"

Comment from baron on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:22:36Z

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: The original inventor of the pagerank algorithm.

Comment from Don on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:24:25Z

Yes, ma'am. By activating the Google RFID in your son's stomach, you CAN use Google Search if he gets lost.

Comment from Ed Barrow on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:25:49Z

"Search Engine 3.0"

Comment from Doug Karr on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:26:54Z

"Google co-founder and billionaire, Sergey Brin, gets analyzed with the newest Google Gadget, the Google Puberty Search Engine."

Comment from Paul Jensen on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:27:20Z

Man - "If you've got a shred of GoogbleBombing evil in you, we'll find it!"

Child (thinking) - "hope they don't find my fake pass...Goddam car keys were a giveaway!"

Comment from Paul Jensen on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:31:00Z

A Kid with no search results and a pair of Car Keys...he's gotta be up to something!

Comment from Jim Lyons on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:42:56Z

When will this scan be available on Google Images?

Comment from Paul Jensen on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:43:15Z

Kid - "Who you looking for, Jesus or something?"

Guy - "No, but Comedy Central will offer you a contract before you decide to go to Harvard in about 10 years from now"

Comment from Charles Dalton-Moore on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:43:36Z

"Yes Larry, your new shrinking machine is definitely making you look younger"

Comment from Paul Jensen on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T13:47:41Z

Google - identifying the competition at an early stage!

Comment from Ali on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T14:17:54Z

Google - U can't touch this...

break it down...

Comment from Adam Jusko on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T14:29:17Z

"Is that an extra cookie in your tummy, young man? Your mama may not know, but Google knows."

Comment from Julie C. on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T14:38:16Z

‚ÄúI guess I shouldn‚Äôt have brought my Ask Jeeves action figure‚Ä?

Comment from Dharmesh Shah on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T14:47:05Z

GScan: New, from Google. Scan people to verify that they have not had any recent activity to dangerous websites.

Comment from Erick B on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T14:49:49Z

"No. It still doesn't tickle and it isn't any fun."

Comment from Bob Ellsworth on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T15:06:52Z

Don't be evil - we mean it.

Comment from Andrew Parker on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T15:21:55Z

Google's mission is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful... including that juicebox in your pocket.

Comment from Paul on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T15:28:17Z

"Golly, I just wanted to know how to perform an Advanced Search"

Comment from Ian Kennedy on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T15:38:04Z

Cookies? What cookies?

Comment from Andrew Davies on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T15:54:38Z

"Google's new search engine raises a few eyebrows"

Comment from chris on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T16:26:57Z

"Having determined the young lad was not concealing any clips of The Daily Show, he was allowed to go on his way"

Comment from Vijod on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T16:29:24Z

"Damn white kids, they all look like terrorists to me. I say we nuke 'em and let the Christian God sort 'em out."

Comment from OffBeatMammal on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T16:37:59Z

now remember Timmy..... don't be evil

and I want to kow why the lady just to the left of Timmy appears to be picking her nose ;)

Comment from RYAN on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T16:46:58Z

"google knows no limits"

Comment from Sean on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T16:52:39Z

"The Department of Homeland Security announced new rules today designed to stop illegal trafficing of baseball cards. The new measures involve tighter airport security and a personal allocation of not more than 1/8 lb. cardboard on domestic flights.

In other new, Osama Bin Laden is still at large."

Comment from Roy on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T16:52:44Z

Google begins profiling at airports

Comment from Ash Maurya on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:03:42Z

Another genome indexed

Comment from Ken Koby on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:10:07Z

I think this is not a good model, people will steal and build on previous good line. Should've done email submission

Comment from Brett Trout on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:33:11Z

The cavity searches he could take, but Billy had to draw the line at the Googleizer.

Comment from Quan on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:34:15Z

"Username or password incorrect. Cannot check in."

Comment from Chris S. on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:38:21Z

Google's Advanced DNA Searching Technology is screening candidates for the company's "10 and under" Employee Training Program.

Comment from Ray Fellers on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:40:25Z

This guy has no idea that I'm 35.
Now that I've got his car keys, it's time for the wallet.
Hey Google Dude! Don't forget to check the shoes.
Soon as he bends down, the wallet is mine!

Comment from Matt Stark on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:56:06Z

"After the quick security scan, Mr. Schmidt will meet you in the acquisition departments‚Äô boardroom, to review our offer to purchase your firm."

Comment from John Milan on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T17:59:26Z

"I thought Dad said I'd get to meet a fairy godmother and her magic wand on this trip..."

Comment from Clay on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:01:23Z

I'm sorry sir, we've detected a low quality score. This will only take a moment.

Comment from Eric on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:09:02Z

From a Google Press Release: "To stop copyright infringement on YouTube, you have to start with the source".

Comment from Eric on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:11:03Z

Is this what they mean by "the sandbox penalty"?

Comment from hombrelobo on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:34:22Z

Google, we know who the bad guys are ....

Comment from Zach on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:35:43Z

"Google programmers don't wear jean shorts, what makes this kid special?!?...he must have that deadly Google Video blog worm in his pants"

Comment from gzino on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:44:24Z

Yoda, his metachlorines are in the 99th percentile, but he has a 17.3 chromosomal propensity to do evil score. I recommend that he be allowed to board the spacecraft, but that we only give him admin access to the outer ring Gplanets.

Comment from Ron Schott on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T18:54:40Z

"In Microsoft's dreams..."

Comment from Barbara on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T19:08:21Z

Sorry, young man. All your base belong to someone else.

Comment from Maneesh on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T19:21:23Z

Oh God...plzzz help me from GOOGLE..GOOGLE can find anything..even the stolen cookies in my pockets...

Comment from Eskimo on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T19:24:12Z

Google's family filter is hard at work.

"Waiiit a minute - you're not actually a middle aged woman, are you?"

Comment from Adam Hinchliffe on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T20:01:23Z

He's going to china...

Comment from jdp on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T20:07:30Z

I love Google thhiiiissssss much.

Comment from Paul Jensen on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T20:21:40Z

You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?

Comment from Mike on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T20:47:20Z

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Comment from James Gibson on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T21:10:56Z

Can that thing remove this chastity belt?

Comment from matt bennetti on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T21:21:32Z

please take note that I have a steel plate in my head.

Comment from Quan on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T22:13:06Z

Introducing the new Google Terrorist Search Engine (Beta)

Comment from Quan on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T22:43:44Z

Security Expert: "Is this the Ben Lawden you've been looking for, Georgie?"

Comment from Quan on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T22:56:29Z

No, we're only responsible for that toolbar and yes, this whole place is running on a Windows machine

Comment from Leonidas on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T23:27:35Z

What can't Google find?

Comment from hans on 2007-03-19

2007-03-19T23:51:40Z

AdSense sponsored link: NAMBLA

Comment from tonio on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T00:06:51Z

"Do I look like a terrorist?"

Comment from Matt Gibbons on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T00:33:59Z

Google begins next generation search: One child per laptop -"the youth hold the keys"

Comment from Willy on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T00:35:05Z

The future is not shaped by what adults know; it's concealed within the mind of the future learner, often uknowingly.

Comment from jake on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T00:40:00Z

"Tough break, kid. Next time set up your robots.txt file."

Comment from jake on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T00:44:00Z

Google to begin cloning its solution to long-term data storage needs.

Comment from Jesse Liwag on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T00:44:06Z

8-year old Billy Austin Bryant holds still as Google employee demonstrates the prototype of their new cutting-edge anti-terrorist search technology, Google Body Search 3D.

Comment from Clay on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T03:22:29Z

White text on a white shirt? That may have worked a couple of years ago...

Comment from Kevin on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T04:21:24Z

Beam me up Scotty . . . Sneaker Net suspect prepares to do a runner.

Comment from anand kishore on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T04:28:19Z

Damn, I forgot to exclude myself in the robots.txt!

Comment from Malcolm on 2007-03-19

2007-03-20T06:37:04Z

When Google acquired the Urchin tracking system, they had no idea about the manual labor required to keep it running.

Comment from Tom O'Leary on 2007-03-20

2007-03-20T17:00:27Z

1. Google Search Expands Reach
2. New Employee Screening at the Googleplex

Comment from Tom O'Leary on 2007-03-20

2007-03-20T17:04:36Z

3. New Google Programmers Searched for Microsoft Bugs

Comment from Gary Hatfield on 2007-03-20

2007-03-20T18:48:08Z

When kids swallow the 'rfid' chip , goggle has no choice but to bring out the big stick to retrieve their history.

Comment from Gary Hatfield on 2007-03-20

2007-03-20T18:49:22Z

When kids swallow the 'rfid' chip , goggle has no choice but to bring out the "big search box" to retrieve their history.

Comment from Ranjit on 2007-03-20

2007-03-20T19:19:00Z

"Sorry about this, kid - you look nothing like the copy in our Cache"

Comment from Efraim Wyeth on 2007-03-21

2007-03-21T19:21:16Z

You could at least put on the friggin' Goofy outfit when you do that - sheesh!

Comment from Alberto on 2007-03-28

2007-03-29T03:53:00Z

http://www.bubblecaption.com/showImage.php?image=0bc42a91e5a377db14bdcf29d6903084.jpg

U CAN'T GOOGLE MY BRAIN....yet