Read/WriteWeb has 1 free ticket to give away for the Under The Radar Office 2.0 conference, to be held on March 23 at the Microsoft Campus in Mountain View. More details at the Under The Radar blog. The free ticket will be presented to the winner of this caption contest. To enter, simply provide a witty caption for the photo below, in the comments section to this post.
Also note there is a discount code available for the conference, for R/WW readers. Click here for that. Incidentally, I was originally going to be a judge at the event - but I am now unable to make it. However I will be in Silicon Valley from 13 April, if you would like to meet up then.
Here is the photo, which I'm sure will provide many opportunities for being witty :-) Put your suggested caption below, in the comments. Under The Radar and R/WW will be the judges, with final decision to be made by me. The winner will be announced late Tuesday afternoon PST.
[YOUR CAPTION...]
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"Apparently he is hungry for more information."
Posted by: Cheryl Lykowski | March 19, 2007 2:55 AM
"I've found something! .. it says, 'miserable failure'?"
Posted by: Ben Werdmuller | March 19, 2007 3:26 AM
"Don't go down beyond that. That's guarded by my Robot."
Posted by: Joseph | March 19, 2007 3:31 AM
"Personalized Results 1 - 10 of about 2,990,000 for Little Boys are Dangerous. (0.22 seconds)"
Get it? It's a Google wand
Posted by: Barry Dahl | March 19, 2007 3:55 AM
"Look, even with Google, you won't find anything imperfect about me. I'm Vitruvian!"
Posted by: Ian Timothy | March 19, 2007 4:03 AM
"The identification of future revenue"
Posted by: Gert-Jan van Engelen | March 19, 2007 4:05 AM
Google Human Indexing - We start early.
Posted by: Ali | March 19, 2007 5:06 AM
"Breaking news: Google 'diversifies' by releasing an airport scanner. It gives away the scanner for free but reserves the right to sell advertising on it."
Posted by: Bob Caswell | March 19, 2007 5:27 AM
"Google 2.0: All your children are belong to us."
Posted by: Kurt | March 19, 2007 6:01 AM
Those dang spammers get younger everyday...
Posted by: baron | March 19, 2007 6:16 AM
"Google's drive to organise the world's information now extends to Jimmy's lunch menu"
Posted by: Andrew Davies | March 19, 2007 6:22 AM
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: The original inventor of the pagerank algorithm.
Posted by: baron | March 19, 2007 6:22 AM
Yes, ma'am. By activating the Google RFID in your son's stomach, you CAN use Google Search if he gets lost.
Posted by: Don | March 19, 2007 6:24 AM
"Search Engine 3.0"
Posted by: Ed Barrow | March 19, 2007 6:25 AM
"Google co-founder and billionaire, Sergey Brin, gets analyzed with the newest Google Gadget, the Google Puberty Search Engine."
Posted by: Doug Karr | March 19, 2007 6:26 AM
Man - "If you've got a shred of GoogbleBombing evil in you, we'll find it!"
Child (thinking) - "hope they don't find my fake pass...Goddam car keys were a giveaway!"
Posted by: Paul Jensen | March 19, 2007 6:27 AM
A Kid with no search results and a pair of Car Keys...he's gotta be up to something!
Posted by: Paul Jensen | March 19, 2007 6:31 AM
When will this scan be available on Google Images?
Posted by: Jim Lyons | March 19, 2007 6:42 AM
Kid - "Who you looking for, Jesus or something?"
Guy - "No, but Comedy Central will offer you a contract before you decide to go to Harvard in about 10 years from now"
Posted by: Paul Jensen | March 19, 2007 6:43 AM
"Yes Larry, your new shrinking machine is definitely making you look younger"
Posted by: Charles Dalton-Moore | March 19, 2007 6:43 AM
Google - identifying the competition at an early stage!
Posted by: Paul Jensen | March 19, 2007 6:47 AM
Google - U can't touch this...
break it down...
Posted by: Ali | March 19, 2007 7:17 AM
"Is that an extra cookie in your tummy, young man? Your mama may not know, but Google knows."
Posted by: Adam Jusko | March 19, 2007 7:29 AM
‚ÄúI guess I shouldn‚Äôt have brought my Ask Jeeves action figure‚Ä?
Posted by: Julie C. | March 19, 2007 7:38 AM
GScan: New, from Google. Scan people to verify that they have not had any recent activity to dangerous websites.
Posted by: Dharmesh Shah | March 19, 2007 7:47 AM
"No. It still doesn't tickle and it isn't any fun."
Posted by: Erick B | March 19, 2007 7:49 AM
Don't be evil - we mean it.
Posted by: Bob Ellsworth | March 19, 2007 8:06 AM
Google's mission is to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful... including that juicebox in your pocket.
Posted by: Andrew Parker | March 19, 2007 8:21 AM
"Golly, I just wanted to know how to perform an Advanced Search"
Posted by: Paul | March 19, 2007 8:28 AM
Cookies? What cookies?
Posted by: Ian Kennedy | March 19, 2007 8:38 AM
"Google's new search engine raises a few eyebrows"
Posted by: Andrew Davies | March 19, 2007 8:54 AM
"Having determined the young lad was not concealing any clips of The Daily Show, he was allowed to go on his way"
Posted by: chris | March 19, 2007 9:26 AM
"Damn white kids, they all look like terrorists to me. I say we nuke 'em and let the Christian God sort 'em out."
Posted by: Vijod | March 19, 2007 9:29 AM
now remember Timmy..... don't be evil
and I want to kow why the lady just to the left of Timmy appears to be picking her nose ;)
Posted by: OffBeatMammal | March 19, 2007 9:37 AM
"google knows no limits"
Posted by: RYAN | March 19, 2007 9:46 AM
"The Department of Homeland Security announced new rules today designed to stop illegal trafficing of baseball cards. The new measures involve tighter airport security and a personal allocation of not more than 1/8 lb. cardboard on domestic flights.
In other new, Osama Bin Laden is still at large."
Posted by: Sean | March 19, 2007 9:52 AM
Google begins profiling at airports
Posted by: Roy | March 19, 2007 9:52 AM
Another genome indexed
Posted by: Ash Maurya | March 19, 2007 10:03 AM
I think this is not a good model, people will steal and build on previous good line. Should've done email submission
Posted by: Ken Koby | March 19, 2007 10:10 AM
The cavity searches he could take, but Billy had to draw the line at the Googleizer.
Posted by: Brett Trout | March 19, 2007 10:33 AM
"Username or password incorrect. Cannot check in."
Posted by: Quan | March 19, 2007 10:34 AM
Google's Advanced DNA Searching Technology is screening candidates for the company's "10 and under" Employee Training Program.
Posted by: Chris S. | March 19, 2007 10:38 AM
This guy has no idea that I'm 35.
Now that I've got his car keys, it's time for the wallet.
Hey Google Dude! Don't forget to check the shoes.
Soon as he bends down, the wallet is mine!
Posted by: Ray Fellers | March 19, 2007 10:40 AM
"After the quick security scan, Mr. Schmidt will meet you in the acquisition departments’ boardroom, to review our offer to purchase your firm."
Posted by: Matt Stark | March 19, 2007 10:56 AM
"I thought Dad said I'd get to meet a fairy godmother and her magic wand on this trip..."
Posted by: John Milan | March 19, 2007 10:59 AM
I'm sorry sir, we've detected a low quality score. This will only take a moment.
Posted by: Clay | March 19, 2007 11:01 AM
From a Google Press Release: "To stop copyright infringement on YouTube, you have to start with the source".
Posted by: Eric | March 19, 2007 11:09 AM
Is this what they mean by "the sandbox penalty"?
Posted by: Eric | March 19, 2007 11:11 AM
Google, we know who the bad guys are ....
Posted by: hombrelobo | March 19, 2007 11:34 AM
"Google programmers don't wear jean shorts, what makes this kid special?!?...he must have that deadly Google Video blog worm in his pants"
Posted by: Zach | March 19, 2007 11:35 AM
Yoda, his metachlorines are in the 99th percentile, but he has a 17.3 chromosomal propensity to do evil score. I recommend that he be allowed to board the spacecraft, but that we only give him admin access to the outer ring Gplanets.
Posted by: gzino | March 19, 2007 11:44 AM
"In Microsoft's dreams..."
Posted by: Ron Schott | March 19, 2007 11:54 AM
Sorry, young man. All your base belong to someone else.
Posted by: Barbara | March 19, 2007 12:08 PM
Oh God...plzzz help me from GOOGLE..GOOGLE can find anything..even the stolen cookies in my pockets...
Posted by: Maneesh | March 19, 2007 12:21 PM
Google's family filter is hard at work.
"Waiiit a minute - you're not actually a middle aged woman, are you?"
Posted by: Eskimo | March 19, 2007 12:24 PM
He's going to china...
Posted by: Adam Hinchliffe | March 19, 2007 1:01 PM
I love Google thhiiiissssss much.
Posted by: jdp | March 19, 2007 1:07 PM
You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?
Posted by: Paul Jensen | March 19, 2007 1:21 PM
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Posted by: Mike | March 19, 2007 1:47 PM
Can that thing remove this chastity belt?
Posted by: James Gibson | March 19, 2007 2:10 PM
please take note that I have a steel plate in my head.
Posted by: matt bennetti | March 19, 2007 2:21 PM
Introducing the new Google Terrorist Search Engine (Beta)
Posted by: Quan | March 19, 2007 3:13 PM
Security Expert: "Is this the Ben Lawden you've been looking for, Georgie?"
Posted by: Quan | March 19, 2007 3:43 PM
No, we're only responsible for that toolbar and yes, this whole place is running on a Windows machine
Posted by: Quan | March 19, 2007 3:56 PM
What can't Google find?
Posted by: Leonidas | March 19, 2007 4:27 PM
AdSense sponsored link: NAMBLA
Posted by: hans | March 19, 2007 4:51 PM
"Do I look like a terrorist?"
Posted by: tonio | March 19, 2007 5:06 PM
Google begins next generation search: One child per laptop -"the youth hold the keys"
Posted by: Matt Gibbons | March 19, 2007 5:33 PM
The future is not shaped by what adults know; it's concealed within the mind of the future learner, often uknowingly.
Posted by: Willy | March 19, 2007 5:35 PM
"Tough break, kid. Next time set up your robots.txt file."
Posted by: jake | March 19, 2007 5:40 PM
Google to begin cloning its solution to long-term data storage needs.
Posted by: jake | March 19, 2007 5:44 PM
8-year old Billy Austin Bryant holds still as Google employee demonstrates the prototype of their new cutting-edge anti-terrorist search technology, Google Body Search 3D.
Posted by: Jesse Liwag | March 19, 2007 5:44 PM
White text on a white shirt? That may have worked a couple of years ago...
Posted by: Clay | March 19, 2007 8:22 PM
Beam me up Scotty . . . Sneaker Net suspect prepares to do a runner.
Posted by: Kevin | March 19, 2007 9:21 PM
Damn, I forgot to exclude myself in the robots.txt!
Posted by: anand kishore | March 19, 2007 9:28 PM
When Google acquired the Urchin tracking system, they had no idea about the manual labor required to keep it running.
Posted by: Malcolm | March 19, 2007 11:37 PM
1. Google Search Expands Reach
2. New Employee Screening at the Googleplex
Posted by: Tom O'Leary | March 20, 2007 10:00 AM
3. New Google Programmers Searched for Microsoft Bugs
Posted by: Tom O'Leary | March 20, 2007 10:04 AM
When kids swallow the 'rfid' chip , goggle has no choice but to bring out the big stick to retrieve their history.
Posted by: Gary Hatfield | March 20, 2007 11:48 AM
When kids swallow the 'rfid' chip , goggle has no choice but to bring out the "big search box" to retrieve their history.
Posted by: Gary Hatfield | March 20, 2007 11:49 AM
"Sorry about this, kid - you look nothing like the copy in our Cache"
Posted by: Ranjit | March 20, 2007 12:19 PM
You could at least put on the friggin' Goofy outfit when you do that - sheesh!
Posted by: Efraim Wyeth | March 21, 2007 12:21 PM
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U CAN'T GOOGLE MY BRAIN....yet
Posted by: Alberto | March 28, 2007 8:53 PM