So it's happened again: another Twitter feed is making its way to network television. Props to Steve Roommate for getting the green light for Shh, Don't Tell Steve.

And yet I can't be the only one who's starting to feel a little inadequate. If the social web has a shortage of anything, it sure isn't ways to keep score - from site metrics to Alexa to PageRank to Facebook likes to Feedburner subscribers to the gazillion Web apps offering to measure your influence. (Say, have you tried mine lately?)